Space is a very long way away
But, to get there, I have to pay,
Great deals of money, and I can't turn back,
So I grab my spacesuit, helmet and snack.
Up in the galaxy, there is no sky,
Up in the galaxy, stars float by
Up in the galaxy, the earth is fading
Up in the galaxy, I start craving
For food, for water for some gravity
But then it just stops, I'm giddy with glee
For here comes the moon in its shining glory
Is it made of cheese? No, that's just a story
It is white, and opalescent,
I can see through the visor in shades of irridescent
It's craters are colossal
It's just like one huge fossil!
And then suddenly I see it, in the blink of an eye
I saw it, I really did, why would I lie?
I saw a spaceship, whizz by for a split-second,
The passanger was blue, no, green, I reckon
It had three black eyes, and one sharp tooth
It looked at me and winked, that is the honest truth.
So if you ever go to space one day,
If you save up the money to pay,
Go past the moon and the shimmering stars
You might just see my green friend from Mars